the finest purveyor of lies in town

i’ve got the finest doctor in town–
people wait for years to see him
but he should let you right in. tell him i sent you.
let’s see now what do we have here they changed
the menu last week and i’m still getting used to it.
i told silvano he was risking his life hah
if i wasn’t happy oh look here comes jesus
with his entourage they try so hard
like coming to the restaurant could save
such earnestness. ahem.